Coffeetabled

To get hit or be bit by a coffee table

James: don't worry about Daniel, he's harmless, he was coffeetabled as a child

by Yahooey12 July 7, 2019

Coffeeable

The term used to describe a girl or a boy that is newly single and can be taken out for a coffee as an initial date as opposed to "just friends"

Hey, that girl in my class broke up with her bf last week. She's finally coffeeable

by Kidah April 21, 2011

coffeetable

Coffeetable describes the area of flesh between the asshole and the pussy of a girl.

She got totally horny when i massaged her coffeetable

by Lossreissender February 4, 2010