coconut surprise 

n. - the act of having unprotected sex, pulling out before ejaculation, ejaculating on one's hand, and slapping the girl in the face.

Hmmm, I don't have a condom. What should I do? I know!... ha, coconut surprise, bitch!

coconut surprise by Jengajam October 14, 2006

Coconut Surprise 

The act of putting two fists in an orifice and one's dingly wingly between the fists.

Yo dude you know that girl Chelsea from science?
Yeah man what about her?
I gave her a coconut surprise!
Wow what a meatpony!

Coconut Surprise by McFetus February 21, 2015

Golden Coconut Surprise

When a person takes a mouthful of urine and semen simultaneously from two or more individuals.

"Hey, did you hear about Idi?"
"No, what happened?"
"Rod and Tony gave him a Golden Coconut Surprise at the party."

Golden Coconut Surprise by Qsamma May 21, 2013

Blumpkin pie with a coconut surprise 

After baking a normal blumpkin pie (shitting into a pie dish whilst having your cock sucked), you let your girl tuck into it. While she's chowing down, you go to the fridge and get a coconut, then you smack the bitch so hard in the back of the head with it that her face splats into your shit and she goes unconcious.

Guy 1: Hey what'd you get up to last night?

Guy 2: My wife was tucking into some of my blumpkin pie and then I smacked the fuck out of her with a coconut. Her face hit the pie so hard shit sprayed the walls.

Guy 3: Sweet I'd love to get a Blumpkin pie with a coconut surprise .

Blumpkin pie with a coconut surprise by DAT MAD HATTER November 1, 2009

The Double Blumpkin Pie Sandwich With A Coconut Surprise 

The Act of creating two Blumpkin Pie's; then using said pies to create a sandwich for the woman to eat, while you prepare the coconut for the Coconut Surprise

Bro your sister is insane. I came home and found your brother performing The Double Blumpkin Pie Sandwich With A Coconut Surprise on her. I can't believe she just sat there and ate it! I was so excited when your dad walked in with the coconut.

The Double Blumpkin Pie Sandwich With A Coconut Surprise by Xpenix99 June 12, 2020

Coconut Cream Surprise 

Usually played as a trick on unsuspecting victims: The Coconut Cream is when you drop and pants and bend over while tucking the balls and weiner imbetween the legs. Whats left is kknow as the coconut cream surprise, this isnt your grandmas little debie cakes, this is the real deal.

"I was taking a shower when Josh asked me to check out his new shoes, but when I looked around the curtain, he had a Coconut Cream Surprise waiting for me!"

Coconut Cream Surprise by Stamps Bitch October 20, 2006