Definitions by Qsamma

roadmat 

The phenomenon that develops after a man takes a long drive on vinyl seats without A/C or any other taint sweat inducing activity in which the scrotum becomes firmly adhered to one's crotch.

Hey man how was your trip to New Orleans?

It would've been great but my roadmat was soaking through my shorts!

roadmat by Qsamma August 20, 2013

Golden Coconut Surprise

When a person takes a mouthful of urine and semen simultaneously from two or more individuals.

"Hey, did you hear about Idi?"
"No, what happened?"
"Rod and Tony gave him a Golden Coconut Surprise at the party."

Golden Coconut Surprise by Qsamma May 21, 2013