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cocky doody 

A child's phrase for shit, caca, feces, crap, dung or turd. Most often used as a noun but also can be used as a verb. It's a friendly, happy phrase, the kind of phrase you'd like to see in a presidential State of the Union address or in a prospectus from another Federal bailout-sucking huge corporation of fat-assed mendacious bastards.
Mommy-mere, I just made a HUGE, honkin' cocky doody, arent' you prouda me?

Listen here, Hoss, I'm a gonna cocky doody on you if'n you don't shut your face!

Mah felluh Ammurkins, I come before ya to make a cocky doody on the economy, which already is a cocky doody.
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Cocky Doody 

An imaginary coyote that likes to eat little kids alive. Looks similar to Wile E. Coyote in Looney Tunes. You hide from the Cocky Doody by hiding under blankets and staying quiet as possible. It hates the taste of blankets but has the ability to pull a little kid out from under them.
Let's all play a game of Hide From The Cocky Doody
Cocky Doody by TommyNoleBuc August 12, 2025

Poopy cocka doody 

Your hair looks like poopy cocka doody!
Poopy cocka doody by Spaceherpe June 26, 2019

Cock of Doody 4: Modern Gayfuckstupid 

What some insultingly call Call of Duty 4. First seen on the series "Arby 'n' the Chief."
(Master Chief hands Arbiter a poorly-improvised copy of Call of Duty 4)
Arbiter: (dumbfounded) What in Christ's name is this?
Master Chief: Cock of Doody 4: Modern Gayfuckstupid

cocka doodle 

Someone tells you something that is obviously not true. It's cocka doodle or if you prefer BS
cocka doodle by Knucklehead October 29, 2023

Cock a doodle doodoo

Wonda Wonderpig began better hygiene when people started calling her cock a doodle doodoo.

cock a doodle poo

1. Having anal sex and getting your banana covered in bad chocolate.
So I started to plug her in the butt and next thing you know cock a doodle poo!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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