Definitions by CaptainObvious_69
Facebook Smartypants
A person who uses Facebook as a way of making snide, yet humorous comments about his or her friends.
Jack Thompson: Is pumped for Saturday night at the pub!
Facebook Smartypants: Of course you are - you're an alcoholic.
Facebook Smartypants: Of course you are - you're an alcoholic.
Facebook Smartypants by CaptainObvious_69 October 24, 2011
Anti-Cockwise
Johnny: Did you have sex with that guy last night?
Bill: No ... I'm a man.
Johnny: You sir are Anti-Cockwise!
Bill: No ... I'm a man.
Johnny: You sir are Anti-Cockwise!
Anti-Cockwise by CaptainObvious_69 June 2, 2011