Cockwise
Cockwise by Matthew Elwood August 19, 2021
Get the Cockwise mug.
Anti-Cockwise
Johnny: Did you have sex with that guy last night?
Bill: No ... I'm a man.
Johnny: You sir are Anti-Cockwise!
Bill: No ... I'm a man.
Johnny: You sir are Anti-Cockwise!
Anti-Cockwise by CaptainObvious_69 June 2, 2011
Anti-cockwise
1. Given that the starting order was anti-cockwise, Jane was confident she could maintain the lead.
2. John, being polite, preferred to take an anti-cockwise approach to social situations.
2. John, being polite, preferred to take an anti-cockwise approach to social situations.
Anti-cockwise by ChrisO_D January 6, 2007
counter-clockwise
Used to confuse someone in the process of making a counter-clockwise maneuver, causing them to reverse direction against all logic and reasoning. The grinding of mental gears ensues as the individual instinctively reverses direction, thus moving clockwise, even though the suggested "correction" indicated a change to counter-clockwise. Tons of fun at parties.
*someone passes the joint counter-clockwise, away from you*
"No dude, COUNTER-clockwise!"
*the individual reverses direction and passes you the joint*
"No dude, COUNTER-clockwise!"
*the individual reverses direction and passes you the joint*
counter-clockwise by zanhoshi October 9, 2009
cockwipe
1. The alocohol towelette you use to wipe the head of your penis before you give your urine sample.
2. A bad male driver.
3. A bad or corrupt sports or political figure.
2. A bad male driver.
3. A bad or corrupt sports or political figure.
1. "Don't forget to use your cockwipe before you pee, Jimmy!"
2. "Learn to drive, you Cockwipe!"
3. "Nancy, you can't believe what our cockwipe congressman did with the cockwipe athelete."
2. "Learn to drive, you Cockwipe!"
3. "Nancy, you can't believe what our cockwipe congressman did with the cockwipe athelete."