Cockwise

When someone gives you a bit of wisdom, but is really rude or being a dick about it.

“You should try it this way, Stupid!!”
“Wow thanks you Cockwise bastard”.

by Matthew Elwood August 19, 2021

Cockwise

When a guy thinks with his cock instead of his brain

Friend 1: Hey look at that chick, she looks so hot! Think I can take her home tonight?

Friend 2: Man, why are you always so cockwise?

by Craig Day April 21, 2014

Anti-Cockwise

To not be familiar with sexual acts involving a penis.

Johnny: Did you have sex with that guy last night?

Bill: No ... I'm a man.

Johnny: You sir are Anti-Cockwise!

by CaptainObvious_69 June 02, 2011

Anti-cockwise

In a given activity, women will be expected to go first.

1. Given that the starting order was anti-cockwise, Jane was confident she could maintain the lead.

2. John, being polite, preferred to take an anti-cockwise approach to social situations.

by ChrisO_D January 06, 2007

Cockwise

To know a lot about dicks or roosters.

He can tell you all about dicks, because he is cockwise.

He is cockwise because he knows a lot about fighting roosters.

by islandresource April 13, 2025