Cockwise

When someone gives you a bit of wisdom, but is really rude or being a dick about it.

“You should try it this way, Stupid!!”
“Wow thanks you Cockwise bastard”.

Cockwise by Matthew Elwood August 19, 2021

Cockwise

When a guy thinks with his cock instead of his brain

Friend 1: Hey look at that chick, she looks so hot! Think I can take her home tonight?

Friend 2: Man, why are you always so cockwise?

Cockwise by Craig Day April 21, 2014

Cockwise

To know a lot about dicks or roosters.

He can tell you all about dicks, because he is cockwise.

He is cockwise because he knows a lot about fighting roosters.

Cockwise by islandresource April 13, 2025

Anti-Cockwise 

To not be familiar with sexual acts involving a penis.

Johnny: Did you have sex with that guy last night?

Bill: No ... I'm a man.

Johnny: You sir are Anti-Cockwise!

Anti-Cockwise by CaptainObvious_69 June 2, 2011

Anti-cockwise 

In a given activity, women will be expected to go first.

1. Given that the starting order was anti-cockwise, Jane was confident she could maintain the lead.

2. John, being polite, preferred to take an anti-cockwise approach to social situations.

Anti-cockwise by ChrisO_D January 6, 2007

counter-clockwise 

Used to confuse someone in the process of making a counter-clockwise maneuver, causing them to reverse direction against all logic and reasoning. The grinding of mental gears ensues as the individual instinctively reverses direction, thus moving clockwise, even though the suggested "correction" indicated a change to counter-clockwise. Tons of fun at parties.

*someone passes the joint counter-clockwise, away from you*
"No dude, COUNTER-clockwise!"
*the individual reverses direction and passes you the joint*

counter-clockwise by zanhoshi October 9, 2009

cockwipe 

1. The alocohol towelette you use to wipe the head of your penis before you give your urine sample.

2. A bad male driver.

3. A bad or corrupt sports or political figure.

1. "Don't forget to use your cockwipe before you pee, Jimmy!"

2. "Learn to drive, you Cockwipe!"

3. "Nancy, you can't believe what our cockwipe congressman did with the cockwipe athelete."

cockwipe by Erik August 17, 2004