Cockwhippery
The act of performing a cock-whipping upon an individual or a group, and infers that the other individual or group has been attacked/destroyed.
Cockwhippery by Ethereum Baller May 20, 2018
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cockwhipped
n. the state of being so in "love" with a guy, that you don't care what he does. the state of being completely senseless about a guy.
girl 1: did you see girl 3 the other day? she's totally cockwhipped!
girl 2: i know, she doesn't give a damn how shitty he treats her.
girl 2: i know, she doesn't give a damn how shitty he treats her.
cockwhipped by dani April 21, 2005
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cockwhipped
The term used to describe a girl who fails to recognise just how much of a manipulative/controlling/selfish/etc. bastard she's going out with, due to blind infatuation.
Liz: You must be seriously cockwhipped if you can't see what he's doing to you. How can you let him get away with that shit?!
Sarah: What business is it of yours? How can you sit there and judge me, you don't even know what it's like between us. I love him and I know he loves me; I don't need your fucking approval!
Liz: (under her breath) stupid childish romanticist...
Sarah: What business is it of yours? How can you sit there and judge me, you don't even know what it's like between us. I love him and I know he loves me; I don't need your fucking approval!
Liz: (under her breath) stupid childish romanticist...
cockwhipped by spazz88 March 29, 2007
cockwhisperer
Synonym for a gay male bottom who is able to “listen” and connect spiritually to other people’s cocks thereby knowing exactly how to please and bring creamy joy to them.
cockwhisperer by Master Cockwhisperer March 21, 2025
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