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Cool Whipped 

Cool Whipped:

1. When a person, male or female, is so in love with a special someone, that he or she is 100% devoted to that being. Usually this person will become their little bitch and do anything that their companion asks. Usually whoever controls the sex is the cool whipper; and the recipient is the one who is cool whipped.

2. A more extreme form of being whipped.
Joe's at the nail salon with that new girlfriend of his. He is so cool whipped.
Cool Whipped by McDonna September 2, 2013
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coolwhipper 

Alternate name for snowballer. Someone who likes to have their own jizz spit back into their mouth.snowballer
coolwhipper by alejandro June 2, 2003

cockwhipped 

n. the state of being so in "love" with a guy, that you don't care what he does. the state of being completely senseless about a guy.
girl 1: did you see girl 3 the other day? she's totally cockwhipped!
girl 2: i know, she doesn't give a damn how shitty he treats her.
cockwhipped by dani April 21, 2005

cockwhipped 

The term used to describe a girl who fails to recognise just how much of a manipulative/controlling/selfish/etc. bastard she's going out with, due to blind infatuation.
Liz: You must be seriously cockwhipped if you can't see what he's doing to you. How can you let him get away with that shit?!

Sarah: What business is it of yours? How can you sit there and judge me, you don't even know what it's like between us. I love him and I know he loves me; I don't need your fucking approval!

Liz: (under her breath) stupid childish romanticist...
cockwhipped by spazz88 March 29, 2007

Cool Whipped 

A term coined by the members of Blaze New Paths which refers to anything generally thought of as cool, exciting, or otherwise awesome and noteworthy.
Man, those BNP kids, are so cool whipped, they be all over the radio!

I love the Nissan Z, it's cool whipped!

Be cool whipped, be proud!
Cool Whipped by December 9, 2008

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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