cockwell

The term used for farm boys/loggers when the misbehave

God damnit cockwell beaten!

by Varhole June 24, 2018

norman cockwell

Painting a woman with cum when a guy blows his load from a hand job.

He pulled out and finished with a hand job, painting her body with cum like he was Norman Cockwell.

by Cheeaintlion December 16, 2015

Billy Cockrell

The sexiest man alive,

No matter the size of your cock, it wont be at big as Billy Cockrell's.

by Disappointo February 26, 2021

cockwelder

1. a heinously counterproductive and forgetful landlord; who usually DOES NOT give a flying fuck about the needs of the tenants
2. one who welds cock

1. The dishwasher is broken and we haven't had a front door for 3 months. I told cockwelder about that shit last year. Plus cockwelder keeps forgetting to pick up my rent cheque. HEY COCKWELDER, FUCK YOU!
2. The cockwelder was working hard all night on his/her latest batch of wrought iron cocks.

by Chuck the Bearer of Truth October 20, 2005

Cocktell

It's when chicks do chick stuff like hangin' around the house and talks about sex and the size of the dicks of the guys they had sex with.

Chick number 1: I'm sooo looking forward to our slumberparty this weekend, I wanna do some cocktell

Chick number 2: OMG! yes, I love cocktells. And to give a hint, he has such a small penis. how can he ever satisfy someone with that small thing?

Chick number 1: Stop cocktelling now, cocktells are for this weekend only!

by Osiris_god August 19, 2009

Cockella

A group of friends who hang out camping like coachella but with more sexual activity

Omggg were all going to cockella and Ima get laid

by Single peopleee June 1, 2019

Cockwallace

unparliamentary language

9. no unparliamentary language (i.e. don't say Cockwallace)

by ♥🗺☠ May 26, 2021