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norman cockwell 

Painting a woman with cum when a guy blows his load from a hand job.
He pulled out and finished with a hand job, painting her body with cum like he was Norman Cockwell.
norman cockwell by Cheeaintlion December 16, 2015

Billy Cockrell 

The sexiest man alive,
No matter the size of your cock, it wont be at big as Billy Cockrell's.
Billy Cockrell by Disappointo February 26, 2021

cockwelder

1. a heinously counterproductive and forgetful landlord; who usually DOES NOT give a flying fuck about the needs of the tenants
2. one who welds cock
1. The dishwasher is broken and we haven't had a front door for 3 months. I told cockwelder about that shit last year. Plus cockwelder keeps forgetting to pick up my rent cheque. HEY COCKWELDER, FUCK YOU!
2. The cockwelder was working hard all night on his/her latest batch of wrought iron cocks.

Cocktell 

It's when chicks do chick stuff like hangin' around the house and talks about sex and the size of the dicks of the guys they had sex with.
Chick number 1: I'm sooo looking forward to our slumberparty this weekend, I wanna do some cocktell

Chick number 2: OMG! yes, I love cocktells. And to give a hint, he has such a small penis. how can he ever satisfy someone with that small thing?

Chick number 1: Stop cocktelling now, cocktells are for this weekend only!
Cocktell by Osiris_god August 19, 2009
A group of friends who hang out camping like coachella but with more sexual activity
Omggg were all going to cockella and Ima get laid
Cockella by Single peopleee June 1, 2019

Cockwallace 

unparliamentary language
9. no unparliamentary language (i.e. don't say Cockwallace)
Cockwallace by ♥🗺☠ May 26, 2021