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norman cockwell
norman cockwell by Cheeaintlion December 16, 2015
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cockwell • norman cockwell • cockwallet • cockbell • Cockella • Cockwallace • cockello • Cockrell • Cockrellian Activity • Cocktell
cockwelder
1. a heinously counterproductive and forgetful landlord; who usually DOES NOT give a flying fuck about the needs of the tenants
2. one who welds cock
2. one who welds cock
1. The dishwasher is broken and we haven't had a front door for 3 months. I told cockwelder about that shit last year. Plus cockwelder keeps forgetting to pick up my rent cheque. HEY COCKWELDER, FUCK YOU!
2. The cockwelder was working hard all night on his/her latest batch of wrought iron cocks.
2. The cockwelder was working hard all night on his/her latest batch of wrought iron cocks.
cockwelder by Chuck the Bearer of Truth October 20, 2005
Cocktell
It's when chicks do chick stuff like hangin' around the house and talks about sex and the size of the dicks of the guys they had sex with.
Chick number 1: I'm sooo looking forward to our slumberparty this weekend, I wanna do some cocktell
Chick number 2: OMG! yes, I love cocktells. And to give a hint, he has such a small penis. how can he ever satisfy someone with that small thing?
Chick number 1: Stop cocktelling now, cocktells are for this weekend only!
Chick number 2: OMG! yes, I love cocktells. And to give a hint, he has such a small penis. how can he ever satisfy someone with that small thing?
Chick number 1: Stop cocktelling now, cocktells are for this weekend only!
Cocktell by Osiris_god August 19, 2009
Cockella
Cockella by Single peopleee June 1, 2019
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