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cocktailed 

The equivilent of getting served, but with alcohol involved in some way.
Steve: I got so fucking wasted last night
Tim: Yeah man you got cocktailed
cocktailed by Jour-Hadique December 28, 2005
Words you can keep

Prawn cocktailed that n4p 

for instance killing some1 with a ump

"i just prawn cocktailed that n4p

Cocktail friends 

1.facebook friends acquired as the result of sending friend requests while in an altered state of mind.
John has 20 new cocktail friends after friday night.
Cocktail friends by pyra023 October 21, 2010

Cherry Cocktail 

Eating out a girl while she's on her period.
Dude 1: "I totally gave this girl a cherry cocktail last night."

Dude 2: "That's just sick..."
Cherry Cocktail by raichupal January 24, 2011

Polonium Cocktail

1. A mixed drink. It can be made with any combination of liquers or soft drinks. The only salient ingredient is Polonium 210 (Po-210). Po-210 is an alpha emitter that has a half-life of 138.376 days. A milligram of Po-210 emits about as many alpha particles per second as 4.5 grams of Radium-226. As such, an extremely small amount (50 nanograms!) that is ingested will result in a painful death that takes several weeks to complete. Hence a Polonium Cocktail is NOT something you want to order from your bartender.

Po-210 poisioning is an assassination technique that was developed by the KGB in the 1970s. The Po-210 poisoning of Alexander Litvinenko in 2006, allegedly by former KGB agents Andrei Lugovoi and Dmitri Kovtun, after Litvinenko wrote scathing books about Vladimir Putin, shows that the assassination technique is still in use by the current Russian trauponcracy.
If you criticize Vladimir Putin, he'll send you a Polonium Cocktail. Just ask Alexander Litvinenko. Wait, you can't, because he's dead.
Polonium Cocktail by Dan Weyandt August 7, 2009

Pornstar Cocktail 

When a guy uses viagra (sildenafil) and penis numbing spray (lidocaine) resulting in prolonged intercourse reminiscent of male pornographic actors. Viagra is a pill that causes penile erections and numbing spray desensitizes the penis.
Carlos: Hey Kevin, what are you and Lauren doing for Valentine's Day?

Kevin: We're getting dinner and then I'm treating her with a Pornstar Cocktail.
Pornstar Cocktail by #1 Jake Pauler February 27, 2019

Geordie Cocktail

An alcoholic drink, made using 1 part vodka 5 parts energy drink.

A classic Geordie Cocktail is made using Blue Kube and RedBull.
Monty: Hi, Oscar would you like me to make you a Geordie Cocktail?
Oscar: Thanks, I would love one
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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