cockriplegic

"Medical condition - symptom of middle aged man syndrome - a man can suffer coke dick on a permanent basis unaided.side effects can include, Angrywife complex, dirtyworkclothesitis and mummyhasanewfriend syndrome.

~when the blood don't flow like it used to before - Ed Sheerin, Thinking out loud.

Yeah she left him mate, poor bloke is a cockriplegic

by Ellis4211 May 5, 2024