Cockwoggle

A guy who shakes his dick around.

"What a f**kin' cockwoggle."

"The idiot not only is a dickhead, but a total cockwoggle."

by Sam Majik February 27, 2017

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Cockwomble

(noun) A person, usually male, prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or inappropriate behaviour while generally having a very high opinion of their own wisdom and importance.

synonyms: fuckwit, shit-for-brains

Eric Bristow won the World Darts Championship on no fewer than five separate occasions despite being a complete and utter cockwomble of the highest order.

by Downsie2001 November 29, 2016

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Cockwomble

A completely useless person that spouts constant bullshit

That Andrew is such a Cockwomble

by Cockwombler October 2, 2015

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Cockjiggler

the act of grabbing ones cock and shaking it like there is no tomorrow.

"Wow I saw Jeremy cockjiggling like a madman yesterday."
"Wow cub is such a cockjiggler!"

by Senor Wildman October 5, 2011

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Cockwobble

Noun: A person, usually male, who is acting in an undesired way, similar to asshat. Generally used when a man appears to be thinking with his tiny lower brain especially when engaging in displays of proverbial dick measuring. Altered form of the British slang Cockwomble.

Adj: To describe something ridiculous

"I can't believe Chad sent all the women in the class a dick pic, he's such a gobshite, cockwobble!" "What is this cockwobbling mess?"

by RoguePixie July 8, 2020

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