cockswabbing 

The act of using yo dick to brush your woman's teeth and dropping a load on her tongue to get rid of her bad breath.

Man her breath was so bad I gave her a Cockswabbing..

cockswabbing by TJSILLY July 2, 2017

cockgrabbing idiot

A general insult with the underlying intent to question the masculinity of the insulted party.

Are you going to help me bury this body or just stand there like a cockgrabbing idiot?

cockgrabbing idiot by Joe Jumbo December 9, 2008