Cockswabble 

A thought or idea that represents nonsensical jibber jabber in ones mind, most of projected into the world and detested by those in the presence of it.

"Lighten up on the cockswabble, nobody has time to listen to this nonsense."

Gerund: "Stop cockswabbling about like you have nothing better to do."

Cockswabble by #nedkelly October 19, 2020

Cockwobble 

Noun: A person, usually male, who is acting in an undesired way, similar to asshat. Generally used when a man appears to be thinking with his tiny lower brain especially when engaging in displays of proverbial dick measuring. Altered form of the British slang Cockwomble.

Adj: To describe something ridiculous

"I can't believe Chad sent all the women in the class a dick pic, he's such a gobshite, cockwobble!" "What is this cockwobbling mess?"

Cockwobble by RoguePixie July 8, 2020

cornswabble

The act of sucking a dick covered in creamed corn!

The only way i can get a woman to get with me is if she cornswabbles me.

cornswabble by SavorOfHumens March 24, 2010

Cockswaggle 

To place ones penis between another's butt cheeks and slap them vigorously back and forth

Man that chick had a nice ass ...she needs a good cockswaggle

Cockswaggle by Likebutter July 10, 2010

Cockwobbler 

When you want to use a unique word for insulting a friend.

Shut up you little cockwobbler.

Look at all these damn cockwobblers.

Cockwobbler by TrevBot June 7, 2013

cockswaggler 

one who swaggles cock. (to gargle penis, or choke on dick)

Dammit eminem, stop being such a damn cock swaggler

cockswaggler by the man March 12, 2003

cockswabbing 

The act of using yo dick to brush your woman's teeth and dropping a load on her tongue to get rid of her bad breath.

Man her breath was so bad I gave her a Cockswabbing..

cockswabbing by TJSILLY July 2, 2017