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Cockstrung 

Cockstrung: adj. describing a typical ‘music dude’ ol’ school in essence, alpha male, 70s cowboy disco funky rock n roll look, typical low key stud. Keeps shirt tucked in and wallet chained.
Jeezus, ol’ Chad’s quite the cockstrung hero around the Grove st plaza these days. That sucka’s always got a couple of women wantin’ to get into something.
Cockstrung by Mackey Shmackey June 3, 2018
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cockstruck 

The female equivalent of being "pussy whipped" wherein a girl is so attached to her man that she will bow down to his every whim.
Jen is so cockstruck she did David's laundry, let him hang out when she had a test the next morning, attended his officer ceremony, and now she's letting him cop out on her 21st birthday because of a football game.
cockstruck by TheHippie7 September 13, 2008

cockstrangler

One who strangles cocks.
"you sir, are a cockstrangler."
cockstrangler by JamMasterJay June 22, 2008

Cockspring 

A girl who is being spit roasted by two guys who are bouncing her back and forth between them in perfect rhythm. Both guys thrusting the girl toward each other, making for a more aggressive fucking when you slam into her face or ass.
My best friend and I were spit roasting this redheaded cockspring the other day.
Cockspring by IamABadMan April 16, 2019

Cockstrong

An individual who acts manly and/or cocky; A behavorial state of manliness often characteristic of excess testosterone
Ex. Jack is so cockstrong that he took on a whole gang of badasses in a fight just to prove that he isn't a pussy.
Cockstrong by Anonymous June 12, 2003

Cockstruzel

An individual possessing pompous and/or excessive self-entitlement in his speech or actions whilst appearing to be a member of the metrosexual community. Either that, or they smell like/of pie. This can be used to describe or insult a mere dick or plain asshole of classic proportion, since it will also have the added effect of warning the individual that he or she is not only acting like a wrapped bag of smoked meat, but that they are also coming off as fruity as they are engaging themselves in it.
Cockstruzel
Cockstruzel by Craysh April 27, 2009

Cockstraighting

To remove ones gayness by physically grabbing their weiner and bending it straight.
Timmy removed my gayness last night by cockstraighting it.
Cockstraighting by Tim and Paul January 5, 2021
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I hit a real purple patch.

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