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cockocide 

The systematic and planned extermination of an entire giant cock
BME pain Olympics is a cockocide.
cockocide by Chaz Rhinehold February 24, 2008
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A woman who when receiving the cock, does a death roll like a crocodile for intense pleasue or can be used to define this act.
Jenny is a total freak! We were having sex and she rolled over and started the cockodile!
cockodile by thejamerz April 20, 2010

cockicidal maniac 

One who loves the cock everywhere, everytime, everyway.
Will often get paid for such services.
"What about her?"
"Oooh, Cockicidal Maniac. Legend has it that she starred in the first intteracial porn loop."

cocksided 

adj.- uneven, crooked, or otherwise gimpy
His sunglasses were cocksided on his face, because his ears were uneven.

Since the carpenter didn't use a level, the shelves ended up cocksided.
cocksided by Aliy May 15, 2006

Cockscience 

A persons guiding ethics in regards to their cock. A persons cockscience stops them from having intercourse with undesirables. However in some cases a persons cockscience does not exist which is the reason the lower class exists.
Terry: I had sex with my sister last night Bill.

Bill: Man. Don't you have a cockscience? Just go and flog the dolphin.
Cockscience by Morghanistan June 1, 2010
The process of killing something with your Penis.
Marcus is about to commit cockicide on that fine piece of ass!!
Cockicide by McSeXLeR September 19, 2012

Commocide 

The act of killing oneself or others with the use of a holden commodore. Usually used to refer to fatal accidents, which the murder weapon was a Commodore.
News Reporter: In other news, a 16 year old p-plater has committed commocide on the Sturt hwy, killing 4 occupants of a Nissan Micra.
Commocide by BeneathTheRemains666 January 10, 2012
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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