systematic
systematic by Junny Liu April 10, 2004
Words you can keep
Systematic Magical Bullshit
Systemic Magical Bullshit is the term applied to the uncanny ability to perform particular feats that have an extremely low percent chance of success. This is mainly noted through the subject in question's ability to do something that would ordinarily take years of experience and still trouble experts in performing, or defy society's perception and expectations on the basic abilities of a human being.
The general note behind this form of bullshit is that it appears to be done with a degree of absolute focus and methodical execution hence systematic, but also with an exceptional amount of what people would describe as luck, chance, or even magic. Overall friends, family, and random bystanders will usually refer to what they've just seen as Bullshit, as it appears to be beyond any human's degree of knowledge or ability.
The term is usually used as a one-liner by those awestruck by what they had seen following the above criteria. Due to the awkward collection of words assembled, using the term in a sentence is extremely difficult, and to only be used in a sentence by those well-versed in correct grammar. Usually you're too stunned to need to use the term to actually make a sentence out of it, however.
The general note behind this form of bullshit is that it appears to be done with a degree of absolute focus and methodical execution hence systematic, but also with an exceptional amount of what people would describe as luck, chance, or even magic. Overall friends, family, and random bystanders will usually refer to what they've just seen as Bullshit, as it appears to be beyond any human's degree of knowledge or ability.
The term is usually used as a one-liner by those awestruck by what they had seen following the above criteria. Due to the awkward collection of words assembled, using the term in a sentence is extremely difficult, and to only be used in a sentence by those well-versed in correct grammar. Usually you're too stunned to need to use the term to actually make a sentence out of it, however.
"And you see, bob, that's how you tame a mountain lion with a steak wrapped around your neck..."
Bob: "...Systematic Magical Bullshit..."
Bob: "...Systematic Magical Bullshit..."
Systematic Magical Bullshit by Duckelon April 20, 2015
Systematic magical bullshit
A bullshit women's liberator calls what some guy does systematic magical bullshit because she's fearful of anything she does not know or can't explain with science, and always was fearful of such things and people.
Systematic magical bullshit by Solid Mantis August 27, 2018
systematic relocation of the underlings
systematic relocation of the underlings by Arturus Rex September 5, 2003
Systematic Chaos
Currently (June 2007), the newest album by progressive metal band Dream Theater. It consists of 8 tracks and is the first album recorded with DTs new label, Roadrunner Records.
Tracks
1. In the Presence of Enemies - Part I
2. Forsaken
3. Constant Motion
4. The Dark Eternal Night
5. Repentance
6. Prophets of War
7. The Ministry of Lost Souls
8. In the Presence of Enemies - Part II
Tracks
1. In the Presence of Enemies - Part I
2. Forsaken
3. Constant Motion
4. The Dark Eternal Night
5. Repentance
6. Prophets of War
7. The Ministry of Lost Souls
8. In the Presence of Enemies - Part II
Systematic Chaos by fretfire! July 16, 2007
Systematic Racism
When white liberals blame the evil white man for everything, usually for the problems that their failed policies created.
William: "Damn, my property taxes are going up a lot." Josh:"That's because of systematic racism." William:"But I'm white." Josh:"Then your a racist bastard" William:"You're white too. What are you." Josh:"I'm jewish, how dare you cause me of being a racist you Nazi."
Systematic Racism by Mikey G6 March 19, 2021
Systematic Polar Realism
(Sis-tem-Mat-ick Poh-ler reel-iz-em) N. 1) A writing style coined in 2001 by Wyoming Writer Kenny D Hollis. It incorporates Gonzo Journalism and Capote Intellect. 2) The cornerstone for AUN Publishing of Denver, Colorado. 3) The future of American Writing.
Systematic Polar Realism
1) Kenny Hollis' first book "The Hairless Ape" was the finest example of Systematic Polar Realism that I have ever seen. That is why he is the father of modern writing.
1) Kenny Hollis' first book "The Hairless Ape" was the finest example of Systematic Polar Realism that I have ever seen. That is why he is the father of modern writing.
Systematic Polar Realism by SirIsaacHillary September 23, 2005
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!