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When taking a bath you let your cock float to the top of the water and be seen through the soap and the suds.
Betty had been begging for a dick pic...... So I took a bath and sent her a pic of my cockodile.
Cockodile by LemmeF1ndOut April 20, 2020

Cockodile Fly Trap

While wearing crocodile or alligator skinned pants and while pissing you pulled the zipper up too fast and got your cock stuck inside it also still pissing but now bleeding, too.
I gave myself an incidental "Cockodile fly trap" while taking a leak the other day and it hurt really bad!

The Cockodile Hunter 

The Cockodile Hunter is not your typical gay male. His excitement level when he is meat gazing for COCK causes an excitement similar to when Steve Irwin The Crocodile Hunter seen a Croc.

Me: Hey Roger what's going on?

Roger: Oh nothing just out meat gazing

Me: Oh Ok

Roger: (Spots some street meet) Crikey! Look At The Size of That COCK !

Me: Well Roger if that's what you're in to.
My friend Roger who is gay is quite The Cockodile Hunter. When Roger spots COCK he can hardly contain himself.

crocodile \ cockodile 

crocodile essentially means man whore, or male slut; usually used for straight men Examples of crocodile behavior are: having dated or hit on every girl in your class, walking around shirtless, wearing shorts in the winter, lying, being homophobic\transphobic or a generally dick weed.
Ex: "he's is such a crocodile for that"
crocodile \ cockodile : man whore

cocksmile 

watch out, theres a big cocksmile in my backyard
cocksmile by Long Don September 22, 2012

Crocodile teeth 

A slang term used to describe long and pointy bullets. (Usually .300 Blackout, 5.56 and 7.62 rounds)
I have two drum mags, both filled with crocodile teeth.
Crocodile teeth by Malandro. December 3, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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