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Cocknotist

When a well endowed man swings his cack back and forth in front of a woman like a pendulum until she goes into a deep sleep. Once the woman is fully emotionally and physicality paralyzed the man shoots his gravy on her forehead.

Note* The Cocknotist is a wonderful one-night-stand technique. The woman will never remember what happened the night before, and the man may have free reign over a wondrous body. It is cheaper, more effective, and completely legal compared to its counterpart, roofies.
I was peeing in the guy's bathroom when the lady janitor was cleaning and I decided I wanted some action. I gave her the cocknotist and fucked her like a banshee in the 3rd stall, the one with all the profanity and cacks, then I left her there to be found only by her boss and to make matters worse, be fired the next day.

cocknapstickulation 

Unknowingly walking or dancing around with a cocktail napkin attached to the bottom of your shoe. Those who imbibe in cocknapstickulation are generally found in bars, nightclubs or staggering down the street.
After leaving the bar and posing for pictures, Lucretia realized she had some serious cocknapstickulation.

cocknotized

When a woman is so caught up with herself that all she thinks about is cock and doesnt care how she gets it, sort of like hypnotized but having to do with cock.
"Man that girl was so cocknotized that she had sex with a donkey last night."
cocknotized by Tsquared November 30, 2007

Cocknotized

When a woman is so hypnotized with how great a guy's cock is that she looks past his character flaws - i.e. being a racist, not having a job, not going to school and/or having voted for George W. Bush.
He's a complete loser? Oh, she must just be cocknotized.
Cocknotized by LivLee89 August 14, 2011

cocknotch 

used in times when dickhead just isn't enough
Barry: "Bill you are such a fucking cocknotch!!!"
Bill: "fuck you barry"
cocknotch by Jesslina February 26, 2008
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