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Unknowingly walking or dancing around with a cocktail napkin attached to the bottom of your shoe. Those who imbibe in cocknapstickulation are generally found in bars, nightclubs or staggering down the street.
After leaving the bar and posing for pictures, Lucretia realized she had some serious cocknapstickulation.
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