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cocknoggin 

Same as dickhead, but more appropriate in formal surroundings. Or just anywhere you could say dickhead.
George: Dude, you're so stupid!

Dave: No, I'm not you're just being a cocknoggin!
cocknoggin by Anita Wax July 20, 2010

Cocknoggin 

The classy way of saying "dickhead".
"You, sir, are a cocknoggin. Good day! *harrumph*"
Cocknoggin by Sophie Sock-Sorter September 7, 2012

Cockfrogging

The action of "Dicking Down" the mother of one of your virgin acquaintances while making them watch and giving them direct eye contact along with some pointers.
Prowl sat there for 6 straight hours watching, as Giants was cockfrogging his mom with his smeat.
Cockfrogging by Lolfuckyoudude April 26, 2020

cockdoggie 

small hot dogs wraped in biscuit dough.
Food. Look at all this food.

What a beautiful party. Little cockdoggies.

They're called cocktail wienies.

Wienies. I'm so sorry. My English is not so good.

But I'm learning.

Enrico Pollini (Rowan Atkinson) in Rat Race
cockdoggie by james007bond March 12, 2010

cockblogging 

A popular trend among adult bloggers (Cockblogging Wednesdays). Involves posting blog entries with pictures of erect or non-erect penises (cocks) either the author's own, a lover's, submissions from readers, or images pulled from the web.
cockblogging wednesdays at The S Spot and Overworked & UnderF*cked.
cockblogging by ShayS April 9, 2006

Cockdoggies

Small and yet extremely tasty appatizers that are little sausage like weiners resebeling the form of a miniature dogs cock....but ever so delicious!
those cockdoggies were delicious last night at your barbq.
Cockdoggies by Mend January 9, 2008
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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