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cocklinger

one who lets their cock dangle freely in public, or in the company of others.
That guy is a complete cocklinger!
by the kps October 19, 2008
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Cockwinder

Someone who has surpassed the asshole status, but just shy of a mother fucker.
"Can you believe what that Cockwinder just said?"
by Prezz6664 July 7, 2012
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cocklifters

n. boner medicine; pills taken orally to turn a man's soft flank of skin into a fully awaken snake in thirty minutes or less. lasting effects of the different pills vary from a few hours to 1-2 days.
Uncle Larry was impotent for years, but his doctor prescribed him some cocklifters and now he's banging chicks like he's 25 again.
by krass baker January 8, 2009
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Cocklodger

A male who lives with his girlfriend without paying rent.
Rent and bills are paid by the girlfriend, the cocklodger relies on the fact that the couple are shagging to continue his residency.
Yeah, that guy Jim doesn't pay Rebecca rent to live in her flat, he's a cocklodger.
by Early D January 15, 2008
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Cockling

Short name for a member of the professional paintball cheerleading group Pretty Cocklings, supporting team Ugly Ducklings
Wow look at that Cockling - she is hot, I wanna marry her !
by FreddieDK June 11, 2009
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cockmonger

someone that cant get enough cock
Scott Burrill is the biggest cockmonger this side of the mississippi
by scott burrill December 9, 2003
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Cocklganger

A cock doppelgänger. Similar to a stunt dick. A cock that looks eerily similar to yours, especially for use in a MFM, where the F would be able to live the fantasy of having two of her SO simultaneously.
He is pretty much my cocklganger, same size, curve and everything.
by The Cockring Buddha June 28, 2016
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