cocktipsy

Just drunk enough to relax your penis when you are nervous because you are with a new chick.

I've got a blind date tonight so I'll have a couple drinks with dinner and get cocktipsy.

by eab_habib May 7, 2011

Cocklipse

kok-klips short form of Cock-Eclipse

Temporarily blindness from accidentally seeing another mans Penis.

Paul: "Phil whipped out his junk in the middle of the party. I couldn't avoid the cocklipse."

Murk: "That still makes you gay!"

by lancetightpants November 13, 2011

Cocktipalitis

The inflamed and sore throat caused by a cock tip irritating the back of the throat.

My headgame is so fierce, I get cocktipalitis every time

B's cock is so long, i get cocktipalitis after every blow job I give.

by CobbleAthena August 21, 2013

Cocktits

A group of retards.
Unattractive highschool kids who think they're cool.

Hangout everyday and spend money they don't have.

Use stupid words that don't exist.

If they're really annoying you could call them an OG Cocktit

John: Shit bro it's sam and his cocktits!

Michael: What the fuck bro they're retarded, they're OG cocktit

by RUDE BACKAZZZZ October 4, 2017

cocktis

Hair growing from the pubic area, following shaving the pubic area 2-8 days before; this hair becomes prickly like a cactis.

Dude, I need to shave my cocktis!

by the pito monster May 1, 2011

Cocktify

The act of smacking a person in the forehead, with your cock, using enough force to leave a mushroom-stamp bruise.

If that bitch ain't careful I'm gonna have to cocktify her.

by PsychoT37 October 27, 2011

Human Cocktipede

A saying made by Youtuber Coldraven's Nest.
Like a Human Centipede, but instead of anus to mouth to anus to mouth, it is penis to mouth penis to anus.

"Yeah and then this cop held us at gunpoint and we all indulged in a Human Cocktipede."

"What the fuck."

by The Granite Guzzler May 31, 2021