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One who is so addicted to the male penis like it's a drug. A person said to be on cockcaine will try to get dick by any means neccesary including embarrasment or giving away their personal possesions.
I think Laura was on cockcaine or something...she wanted dick so bad she gave Eduardo the keys to her lexus and her ugz, which he later sold for staight up cash.
Cockcaine by masomenos December 9, 2008
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When a Wench is giving you a job. When You About To Cum You Put That Shit In Her Nose Then Make Her Snort It...

Originated in Houston Texas When Joshua Del Rio
sucking Dick In The Bayou When The Man

ask ed him if he Wanted Cockcaine But He Misunderstood What He Said For Cocaine...he Said Yeah.
So the Man Came Up His Nose.
I Gave That Bitch Munchkin some of that Cockcaine.

When She Snorted that shit she Was tearing up then she sac Taped me.
When a girl/guy puts a line of cocaine on a mans erect cock and snorts it off shortly after they give him head
Kyle: yo joe Becky wanted to do something new so I let her try cockcaine
Joe: lucky my chick doesn’t even want to give me head
Cockcaine by Noe Flores January 22, 2020

Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling

Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling — A tactic where gangs use scuba divers to attach cocaine stashes to the hulls of unsuspecting ships.
I make my living as a scuba diver; but, I ain’t no Jacques Cousteau — I’m into Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling . It’s dangerous but quite lucrative!!!!!!!

My Cocaine 

Actor Michael Caine saying his name in his own voice.

Anyone with a British accent saying Michael Caine's name.
"You're bloody right I'm My Cocaine!"

"I watched an old movie on the telly last night, it was "Alfie" starring My Cocaine.
My Cocaine by Vesper47 April 25, 2014

Cocaine Cowgirl

Drop dead gorgeous gringa married to a prestigious Colombian cocaine cowboy who smuggles cocaine across the US. She has an enormous coke habit and wouldn't give you time of day on any given day because she thinks her money and prestige make her so much better than you...even wears a diamond spoon and razor around her gold chain to help her snort her blow. She remains trapped in a counterfeit identity. Stay far, far away.
Don't mess with a cocaine cowgirl or you'll risk getting blown away.

poor man's cocaine 

Crushed up Ritalin that one snorts up their nose like cocaine.
Eli couldn't afford coke, so he stole his brother's Ritalin. He crushed it up and made some poor man's cocaine.
poor man's cocaine by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018