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cockburp 

When a girl sucks your cock for so long that she inhales a lot of air, and then needs to take a quick break and burps out the cock-flavored air.
Man, I was getting blown by Kathy for 45 minutes, when she pulled away and cockburped right in front of me.
cockburp by TO ranky November 29, 2011
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cockburns 

a condition which arises when a mans pubic hair extends onto his shaft like sideburns - prevalent in italians and other typically hairy nationalities.
Guy #1: I'm hoping to get a bj from this slut tonight.

Guy #2: Well you better trim your cockburns or the poor girl might cough up a hairball.
cockburns by Rooster41 March 22, 2006

Bruce Cockburn 

a brilliant modern folk rock singer, guitarist, and songwriter who hails from Canada. He has been awarded the honor of the Order of Canada for his insightful contributions to music. He's been in the business at least since the early 70s. He is a Christian and his faith is reflected in many of his songs, but he never shoves it down the listeners' throats. He has traveled all over the globe, and these travels have provided great inspiration for his songs. His hits include "Waiting for the Lions", "Listen for the Laugh", "The Coldest Night of the Year", "The Trouble With Normal", "(And They) Call It Democracy", "If a Tree Falls" and of course, "(If I Had A) Rocket Launcher", which is about the Guatemala civil war where the first person declares if he had a rocket launcher he would retaliate, would not hesitate, and "some son-of-a-bitch would die".
I saw Bruce Cockburn in concert in a club in Columbus, Ohio in early 1999. Me and some other fans met him in the parking lot and talked with him for a while. He was very nice, very cool, very polite and he would gladly autograph anything you had. He autographed my ticket stub. A real intelligent and cool dude.

cockburglar

1. Someone acting like that of douchebag.
2. Someone who is after cock.
3. The Hamburglar when gay and/or turned on.
1. When you want to hang with a friend and he/she is "to busy" he/she is being a cockburglar.
2. A girl/gay-man who wants a man in a romantic way is a cockburglar.

Cockburn School 

Cockburn is the shittest school in leeds sykes is a nonce, shaz is a prozzy, mandys a slag, karls a stedhead and head teachers a nonce
Cockburn School is in beeston and its shit
Cockburn School by KB☔️ March 5, 2022

cockburned 

To be completely and utterly destroyed in argument or debate.
User 1: Video games take no skill
User 2: The definition of "skill" disagrees with you.
User 1: I don't care.
User 2: Then you're not even fit to argue about language. Piss off you twat. You just got cockburned.
cockburned by Rampancy June 25, 2008
The manly act of two straight men bumping cocks in celebration, similar to a high-five.

No Homo.
We won the game! *cockbump*
Cockbump by ZIGGING July 21, 2009
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