cockburned 

To be completely and utterly destroyed in argument or debate.

User 1: Video games take no skill
User 2: The definition of "skill" disagrees with you.
User 1: I don't care.
User 2: Then you're not even fit to argue about language. Piss off you twat. You just got cockburned.

cockburned by Rampancy June 25, 2008

Cogburned 

Getting owned in the heat of debate with irrefutable facts from openly verifiable and trusted mainstream sources supported by various media including graphs, charts, links, quotes, documents, and a legal opinion or two.

Dude, if the only proof you have for a civilization on the moon is a couple of old John Lear photographs, you're gonna get Cogburned!

Cogburned by Ima Nasshole June 29, 2009

cocksuredness

When a cocky son of a bitch is so full of himself you can almost smell the bullshit coming out of his arrogant mouth

Boy: I know you were checking out my junk. Wanna get outta here and go have the best sex of your life?
Girl: Fuck no. Your cocksuredness may be a 10, but you're loser ass is barely a 1.

John: Can you believe Steve actually thinks his lazy ass is getting the promotion to district manager?
Alan: I know! He actually lost 7 accounts this quarter. His cocksuredness is a bit extreme.

cocksuredness by gman91478 January 24, 2015

cockburns 

a condition which arises when a mans pubic hair extends onto his shaft like sideburns - prevalent in italians and other typically hairy nationalities.

Guy #1: I'm hoping to get a bj from this slut tonight.

Guy #2: Well you better trim your cockburns or the poor girl might cough up a hairball.

cockburns by Rooster41 March 22, 2006

Bruce Cockburn 

a brilliant modern folk rock singer, guitarist, and songwriter who hails from Canada. He has been awarded the honor of the Order of Canada for his insightful contributions to music. He's been in the business at least since the early 70s. He is a Christian and his faith is reflected in many of his songs, but he never shoves it down the listeners' throats. He has traveled all over the globe, and these travels have provided great inspiration for his songs. His hits include "Waiting for the Lions", "Listen for the Laugh", "The Coldest Night of the Year", "The Trouble With Normal", "(And They) Call It Democracy", "If a Tree Falls" and of course, "(If I Had A) Rocket Launcher", which is about the Guatemala civil war where the first person declares if he had a rocket launcher he would retaliate, would not hesitate, and "some son-of-a-bitch would die".

I saw Bruce Cockburn in concert in a club in Columbus, Ohio in early 1999. Me and some other fans met him in the parking lot and talked with him for a while. He was very nice, very cool, very polite and he would gladly autograph anything you had. He autographed my ticket stub. A real intelligent and cool dude.

Bruce Cockburn by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 2, 2007

Cockburn School 

Cockburn is the shittest school in leeds sykes is a nonce, shaz is a prozzy, mandys a slag, karls a stedhead and head teachers a nonce

Cockburn School is in beeston and its shit

Cockburn School by KB☔️ March 5, 2022

Cockburger 

A synonym of ass; somebody who is full of themselves and or is arrogant and flaunts it.

My god, James Shute is a cockburger.

Cockburger by Doctor fish March 14, 2013