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1. Someone acting like that of douchebag.
2. Someone who is after cock.
3. The Hamburglar when gay and/or turned on.

1. When you want to hang with a friend and he/she is "to busy" he/she is being a cockburglar.
2. A girl/gay-man who wants a man in a romantic way is a cockburglar.

cockburglar by Marcus (Robin Hood) Medina November 19, 2009

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Cockburger

A synonym of ass; somebody who is full of themselves and or is arrogant and flaunts it.

My god, James Shute is a cockburger.

Cockburger by Doctor fish March 14, 2013

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Cock Burglar

The act of playing with someones penis without them knowing. Usually takes place while someone is unconcious or very drunk.

Eric liked playing with cock so much that he would slip drugs into mens drinks and take advantage of them while they were sleeping. They now call him the cock burglar.

Cock Burglar by SF September 28, 2004

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Cockburger

When you put your penis in between two buns and have your woman eat though the buns then suck your cock.

When u get done with the cockburger..eat the rest of the mayonaise to.LOL

Cockburger by Brendan March 9, 2005

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cockburger

When a girl is jerking a guy off she will proceed to let him cum onto some buns, after that shell sandwich his cock together and bite into the burger she made. Kat

Cockburger

cockburger by Blue Couch Mike Chilton June 2, 2020

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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