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cockburglar
1. Someone acting like that of douchebag.
2. Someone who is after cock.
3. The Hamburglar when gay and/or turned on.
2. Someone who is after cock.
3. The Hamburglar when gay and/or turned on.
1. When you want to hang with a friend and he/she is "to busy" he/she is being a cockburglar.
2. A girl/gay-man who wants a man in a romantic way is a cockburglar.
2. A girl/gay-man who wants a man in a romantic way is a cockburglar.
cockburglar by Marcus (Robin Hood) Medina November 19, 2009
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Cockburger
Cockburger by Doctor fish March 14, 2013
Cockburger
When you put your penis in between two buns and have your woman eat though the buns then suck your cock.
Cockburger by Brendan March 9, 2005
Cockberry Soup
Cockberry Soup by E.k.b December 17, 2011
cockburger
When a girl is jerking a guy off she will proceed to let him cum onto some buns, after that shell sandwich his cock together and bite into the burger she made. Kat
Cockburger
cockburger by Blue Couch Mike Chilton June 2, 2020
cockberry
Similar to dingleberry ... when ones penis swells and is the color of a blueberry! Most commonly caused by impact of fist to penis.
cockberry by Bob the Builder#2 September 22, 2005
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