cockanary 

Absurd or crazy, a thing or event.

Or bullshit.

e.g. “I just found a million dollars, THATS COCKANARY!”
e.g. “She’s dating her cousin, THATS COCKANARY!”

cockanary by Absisgwngah January 15, 2024

Cockamany

Crazy, disordered, surprising, stupid idea.

You want to take my sister out to the club! What kind of cockamany idea is that?

Cockamany by John Mady May 1, 2010

Cocknard 

A dopey looking but pretentious individual

The guy at Delvin dropoff services is a total cocknard

Cocknard by a-bizzo-bizzo March 28, 2011

cockanator 

1. a male who destroys other male cocks.
2. a male who is extremely good looking; hence, destroying the competition of other male cocks.

He's such a cockanator.

cockanator by define it now January 19, 2009

cocksnard 

Told to some who is being a Stupid Dick.

I can't believe you just did that to me. You are such a Cocksnard!

cocksnard by Corrosion King April 13, 2014

Cockanathan 

A slang word for blundering fool, or muddle-headed person, commonly used in Singapore, especially in the army. Similar in meaning with pillock.

Commander to men when outfield: Which cockanathan shat under the tree without first digging a hole to shit in? Own up or I'll make you all prone 10cm away from it for 5 minutes!

or

Look, that moron is late again and giving lame excuses, what a cockanathan.

Cockanathan by Sheenanigans July 14, 2011

cocksnarfing 

Cock Snarfing:The act of spitting up a mouthful of cum thru the nose and mouth, generally caused by unexpected laughter during a blowjob. Doubly good when achieved a split second after the moment of orgasm when the mouth is completely filled with cum!

I couldn't resist telling her she fucked like her sister,she laughed so hard, the cocksnarfing began!

cocksnarfing by Tanath April 23, 2006