cockamund 

a person with such a huge penis it takes up their entire body, making them look like a giant one eyed monster

Oh god its an alien invasion!
Oh nevermind i forgot Jim was a cockamund.

cockamund by clayton bigsby March 26, 2005

Cockamany

Crazy, disordered, surprising, stupid idea.

You want to take my sister out to the club! What kind of cockamany idea is that?

Cockamany by John Mady May 1, 2010

Cockmuncher

One who munches and sucks on penises.
Also a commonly used insult.

"That whore is such a cockmuncher"

"I hate you...you're such a cockmuncher."

Cockmuncher by Neel Vora January 11, 2006

Cockandballtorture 

Biggest Number Known In Existance

Jimmy: Bro, i just had cockandballtorture with my AUNT!
Gay Cunt: na nigga u gay

*literaly everyone dies*

Cockandballtorture by G0st March 26, 2019

Cootamundra 

A small crap hole in Australia. Located in NSW about 1 and a half hours from wagga wagga

Cootamundra is the worst place on earth

Cootamundra by LittleMissLexi April 5, 2008

cockandballs 

The entire span of a male's genitals as a whole. Instead of the seperatist 'cock and balls', the zen pronunciation would not include the spatial demarcations between the words, allowing the phrase to flow when spoken, into a state of oneness.

I heard Lewie got punched in the cockandballs by Baby's tongue while he slept.

cockandballs by Mikey G October 20, 2003

Cockmander 

A man who commands cocks with an iron fist.

Man that guy can control his cock like there's no tommorrow, he is one of the best cockmanders iv'e ever seen.

Cockmander by Toxic Rage December 3, 2004