When a woman finds herself in such a difficult situation that her only option is to turn to cock (or sexual intercourse) for relief.
Julia: You did WHAT with him?!
Alice: Uh.. yeah...
Julia: Just because you lost your job?!
Alice: Well, yeah. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Julia: THAT'S COCKAGANDA!
The drag character of British performer Jaryd Headley. Cockahontas is known for owning several large weaves, wearing skin tight clothes, having an amazing ass and being able to out-sass anyone.
Tiffany: Like, oh my gawd, look it's Cockahontas!
Stacey: He/she is so much prettier than you Tiff.
Tiffany: You what mate.
cockamondoo is a word of unknown origin used to describe a person in a negative way many in the north eastern USA. It has been rumored that to use and understand this word you need to be a member of the fabled BDP (Big Dick Playas).
"yo sidney crosby of the Pittsburgh penguins is always being such a cockamondoo. But adam foote neva eva."
"you guys see that nigga what a cockamondoo always worrying about it."
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.