cockamondoo 

cockamondoo is a word of unknown origin used to describe a person in a negative way many in the north eastern USA. It has been rumored that to use and understand this word you need to be a member of the fabled BDP (Big Dick Playas).

"yo sidney crosby of the Pittsburgh penguins is always being such a cockamondoo. But adam foote neva eva."

"you guys see that nigga what a cockamondoo always worrying about it."

cockamondoo by Mr. Wiki March 27, 2010

Cockamoomoo 

Covering your balls in maple syrup and sprinkles while wearing a leopard-print tie and laying on your sister's bed in the background while shes taking myspace pictures.

"Aha Tabatha, nice picture but your brother is pulling a cockamoomoo!"

"Dude, go to my sister's myspace. You'll see my cockamoomoo glory."

Cockamoomoo by Mr. Fuji January 4, 2010

cockabondonment 

When someone intentionally or intentionally brings a man to arousal by touching or rubbing the penis . But then leaves them with an erection . Abondoning the hard cock .

My girlfriend got me hard and than left the room, she is guilty of cockabondonment.

cockabondonment by Dickbphelan July 29, 2020

Cockamonagous 

Something completely, laughably, ridiculous or wrong.

Orange man said he committed no crimes.
"That's Cockamonagous!"

Cockamonagous by Riffael June 20, 2023