A disgusting scabby smelly person who doesn't realize it. Personality traits include but are not limited to: whining and bitching, repeating the same stupid jokes over and over, cutting others off to give wrong answers to thier questions, telling everyone how hard they will work on something but never put any real effort into it, etc, etc...
It means: a mutant combination between cockroach and mouse.
Robin: So what was it, a cockroach or a mouse?
Lily: It was a cockamouse!
Robin: What?
Lily: It's some sort of mutant combination of the two.
It's as if a cockroach and a mouse, you know...
The Original Leader of the Transformers who was incredibly unique as he was the first Robot to transform into a giant penis.
He was banished by the Evil decepticunts, however it is rumored Cristian is the new encarnation of the ancient cockamuss prime, reincarnated to save us all.
The act of destroying a females vaginal sugar walls. This act can only be performed with a large penis (over 6in). The cockamous obliterate has been performed if the female is crying, bleeding, and screaming. Be safe kids!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.