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cockadouche 

A disgusting scabby smelly person who doesn't realize it. Personality traits include but are not limited to: whining and bitching, repeating the same stupid jokes over and over, cutting others off to give wrong answers to thier questions, telling everyone how hard they will work on something but never put any real effort into it, etc, etc...
I can't stand that Craig guy, he is such a cockadouche!!
cockadouche by Jalopyrigger November 13, 2017

Cockamouse 

A word used by Lily in "How I met your mother".

It means: a mutant combination between cockroach and mouse.
Robin: So what was it, a cockroach or a mouse?
Lily: It was a cockamouse!
Robin: What?
Lily: It's some sort of mutant combination of the two.
It's as if a cockroach and a mouse, you know...
Cockamouse by Mythdra March 28, 2009

Cockamuss Prime 

The Original Leader of the Transformers who was incredibly unique as he was the first Robot to transform into a giant penis.

He was banished by the Evil decepticunts, however it is rumored Cristian is the new encarnation of the ancient cockamuss prime, reincarnated to save us all.
Cristian you sure look like the old cockamuss prime(copyright)
Cockamuss Prime by MojoJojo76 January 5, 2010

cockamous 

A word yelled in complete frustration. Or to call someone out who is being a cock, or just super stupid.
"you fuckin' cockamous"
OR
"cockamous!"
cockamous by Get.Dat.Peach. April 19, 2018

cockamous obliterate 

The act of destroying a females vaginal sugar walls. This act can only be performed with a large penis (over 6in). The cockamous obliterate has been performed if the female is crying, bleeding, and screaming. Be safe kids!
"dude i'd love to cockamous obliterate her pussy!"

Cockaduschey 

1. With a meaning of pure bullshit, Disgusting, ridiculous, stupid.
Ex. Bro I can't believe she just did that, she's pure cockaduschey.

Ex 2. Man that test was Cockaduschey to the extreme.

Ex 3. This whole situation is Cockaduschey