A word yelled in complete frustration. Or to call someone out who is being a cock, or just super stupid.
"you fuckin' cockamous"
OR
"cockamous!"
by Get.Dat.Peach. October 25, 2017
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The act of destroying a females vaginal sugar walls. This act can only be performed with a large penis (over 6in). The cockamous obliterate has been performed if the female is crying, bleeding, and screaming. Be safe kids!
"dude i'd love to cockamous obliterate her pussy!"
by Get.Dat.Peach. October 25, 2017
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A word used by Lily in "How I met your mother".

It means: a mutant combination between cockroach and mouse.
Robin: So what was it, a cockroach or a mouse?
Lily: It was a cockamouse!
Robin: What?
Lily: It's some sort of mutant combination of the two.
It's as if a cockroach and a mouse, you know...
by Mythdra March 28, 2009
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Out of whack, misaligned, screwed up.

Variation of the word "cockamamie".
Dave: Hey Diana, what seems to be the problem?

Diana: I can't seem to get the paper loaded in the printer the right way. My print jobs keep coming out all cockamated.
by Sleepy Woodchuck August 8, 2013
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States that if he has a big floppy cock; that is why you're fucking him.
He's soOoOoOo she's nice and kind and smart and cool and blah.

So he has a fat cock?

What? How did you know?

Well, those are all relative terms and it's unlikely that he is relatively more of those things than anyone else. Which means all that's left is a big fat cock.

It's not the big fat cock though....

Cockam's Razor says that it is the big fat cock.

It's not! It's the things he's relatively less then others! Not the thing he's relatively more!

Well, Cockam would disagree.
by Hym Iam November 30, 2020
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A mixture between a Cockroach and a Mouse. Most used during situations where someone is being annoying or rude or just breathing air.
STFU COCKAMOUSE- SPOOPYKID
WOW YOU COCKAMOUSE- dum kid
by sussycenturybaka June 13, 2021
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