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cockadouche 

A disgusting scabby smelly person who doesn't realize it. Personality traits include but are not limited to: whining and bitching, repeating the same stupid jokes over and over, cutting others off to give wrong answers to thier questions, telling everyone how hard they will work on something but never put any real effort into it, etc, etc...
I can't stand that Craig guy, he is such a cockadouche!!
cockadouche by Jalopyrigger November 13, 2017
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rockadouche

A rockabilly that also dresses like a douche bag. Think Morrissey meets MMA.
Look at that rockadouche with a pompadour wearing an Affliction t-shirt.
rockadouche by suicidalking October 3, 2012

Cocktoucher

Male who loves to grasp the cock in such a way that gives both sender and receiver pure pleasure/excitement/ecstasy.
Kyle Poss is a great example of a cocktoucher.
Cocktoucher by Mister Rigght March 26, 2009

cockdouche 

When something is not going good you use this word in vane.
My skateboard is being a cockdouche.
What a fucking cockdouche.
cockdouche by k-dizzle February 22, 2004

Cockaduschey 

1. With a meaning of pure bullshit, Disgusting, ridiculous, stupid.
Ex. Bro I can't believe she just did that, she's pure cockaduschey.

Ex 2. Man that test was Cockaduschey to the extreme.

Ex 3. This whole situation is Cockaduschey