cock-stalking

when one nigga is lookin at anotha niggas facebook profile trying to figga out what the nigga is up to.

ex - i was on facebook earlier and i saw he was in a relationship since a week ago....nigga stop cock-stalking!

cock-stalking by Berns the bumpkin lover January 16, 2011

cock stalking 

stalking a guy you find attractive. which includes following him places, texting and calling him every five minutes, getting mad when he's with other girls even though he barely knows your name

Josh: Did you see Karen just follow me into this store
Tim: Yeah dude, she's totally cock stalking you

cock stalking by SmilesGabriella April 16, 2010

Cock Stalking 

When one is peer pressured into dating or hooking up with someone. Opposite of cock blocking

Garrison: Hey you should ask Ashley to Prom

Harold: I don't really want to go though

Carolynn: But she wants you to ask her

Harold: I don't want to go though...she'll be embarssed if she goes with me

Garrison: Why would she be embarrassed, just ask her

Carolynn: Yeah, dont be a pussy, ask her

Harold: Stop Cock Stalking me!

Cock Stalking by Hunter Pitkin February 11, 2007

cock stalking 

a rather large condom

I had to wear the cock stalking while bagging your mother.

cock stalking by nathaniel eidson April 8, 2006

cock stalking bandit 

One who is upsessed with the cock. In hopes of full filling some sick abnormal fetish.

Dan is always the last one to fall asleep at parties. Parties in which the female species are plentiful. And still passes out next to a dude. We call him the Cock Stalking Bandit.

cock stalking bandit by Joshoua October 17, 2006

stalking my cock

Euphemism for masturbation.

I've been stalking my cock all morning trying to get rid of this hangover.

stalking my cock by SHLA June 23, 2011

Cockstacking 

A fun game in which you have a group of men from largest to smallest sit on each others lap having their erect penis inserted into the next gentleman's rectum with the largest person being on the bottom so that he acts like the base of a tree. From there the next largest gentleman would sit on the lap of the "base" with the base's erect penis in the rectum of the next largest so that he is locked in place. This act will continue until the smallest person climbs to the top like the star on a Christmas tree.

Hey guys I have a great idea! Let's do some cockstacking and see how high we get!

Cockstacking by Surfnpuff August 27, 2011