2 definitions by Joshoua

cock stalking bandit

One who is upsessed with the cock. In hopes of full filling some sick abnormal fetish.

Dan is always the last one to fall asleep at parties. Parties in which the female species are plentiful. And still passes out next to a dude. We call him the Cock Stalking Bandit.

by Joshoua October 17, 2006

Bean Split

The ever so wonderful vertical smile, the women's vagina.

Sherry has a huge Bean Split. You can see it through her shorts.

by Joshoua October 23, 2006