cock-logger

immasculated shemales who drop boners like cats drop turds, perhaps while wearing flannel.

Dude "i was banging this chick good when a cock-logger had to appear and drop my wood....the hideous bitch"

Dude 2 "where were you at?"

Dude "Dont ask questions"

by Japhy November 5, 2007

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cock lodger

cock lodger (n). A bloke who lives in
his bird's house without paying
rent.

Girl: Her boyfriend lives with her.
Guy: Oh, so he's a cock lodger.

by C February 24, 2004

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Cock Lodger

When a guy lives in his girlfriends place and doesn't pay rent.

"I hate Erik, that cock lodger uses her for everything."

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

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Cocklodger

A male who lives with his girlfriend without paying rent.
Rent and bills are paid by the girlfriend, the cocklodger relies on the fact that the couple are shagging to continue his residency.

Yeah, that guy Jim doesn't pay Rebecca rent to live in her flat, he's a cocklodger.

by Early D January 15, 2008

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a person who is aroused by the sexual fetish known as cockflogging commonly
"streak" as well. Cockfloggers get a thrill out of running naked towards the
back of an unsuspecting female victim,
spinning them around,and attempting to leap into the air while spinning their bodies around swiftly in order to firmly smack the aforementioned female
with their penis. They then either 1 run, or 2 have aggressive sex with the female if she is obscene. Some cockfloggers also combine and/or enjoy
seperately "picklefuck" or "bonerodor".

JACK: How did you get that bruise on your forehead?
JOSEPHINE: Some crazy fuck smacked me on the forehead with his dick!
JACK: Damn cockflogger. What did it smell like?

by bill-muthafuckin\'-green,bitch! January 5, 2003

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