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cock lodger

cock lodger (n). A bloke who lives in
his bird's house without paying
rent.
Girl: Her boyfriend lives with her.
Guy: Oh, so he's a cock lodger.
cock lodger by C February 24, 2004

Cock Lodger

When a guy lives in his girlfriends place and doesn't pay rent.
"I hate Erik, that cock lodger uses her for everything."
Cock Lodger by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Cocklodger 

A male who lives with his girlfriend without paying rent.
Rent and bills are paid by the girlfriend, the cocklodger relies on the fact that the couple are shagging to continue his residency.
Yeah, that guy Jim doesn't pay Rebecca rent to live in her flat, he's a cocklodger.
Cocklodger by Early D January 15, 2008

cockflogger 

a person who is aroused by the sexual fetish known as cockflogging commonly
"streak" as well. Cockfloggers get a thrill out of running naked towards the
back of an unsuspecting female victim,
spinning them around,and attempting to leap into the air while spinning their bodies around swiftly in order to firmly smack the aforementioned female
with their penis. They then either 1 run, or 2 have aggressive sex with the female if she is obscene. Some cockfloggers also combine and/or enjoy
seperately "picklefuck" or "bonerodor".
JACK: How did you get that bruise on your forehead?
JOSEPHINE: Some crazy fuck smacked me on the forehead with his dick!
JACK: Damn cockflogger. What did it smell like?

cocklogger 

(noun) One who loggeth cock. A pejorative used to describe a young doe or buck unconcerned with maintaining a sustainable cock harvest.
Did you see Sally mowing dick at the gangbang? She's a serious cocklogger!
cocklogger by shizzlepizzle June 2, 2007

cocknogger 

to nog a cock (one step beyond smoking it)
"You cocknogger!"
cocknogger by shimrah November 10, 2003