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cock swing 

the unexplained movement of your penis, whilst walking / running or even moving in bed

or cock swing - dick with movement
that fucking idiot is such a fucking cock swing
cock swing by colin potay April 30, 2008
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F16 COCK SWING 

When Felonius Gru swings his cock so fast, it breaks the sound barrier , and kills all libtards in a 100 mile radius.
Thats one epic F16 COCK SWING
F16 COCK SWING by bruhlonius gur October 18, 2019

donkey cock swing 

when your penis is loose and you are cumming, you swing it into the girl's face
donkey cock swing by ffdsfdsfdsfsdf October 22, 2019

Cock Swinging 

The act of someone with a big ego bragging about something in front of a group of people. Usually with limited or no merit whatsoever.
EscaVi: Did you see that mass email John sent out CC'ing the entire company staff talking about the number of sales his department cranked out last month?

Daniel: Yeah that was pretty bold. That department ain't shit anyways; There has been a lot of cock swinging going on these days amongst these useless managers lately.
Cock Swinging by EscaVi from SD March 13, 2011

cock swingling 

When a lady of the night decides to chose several men or women ( with strap-ons) and decides to "upgrade" from one person to another until she finds the person that she would like to have sex without regard for anyone that she was previously speaking to.
I wouldnt trust Brittany, she be cock swingling!
cock swingling by Tempy123 July 28, 2016

Swinging Cock

1)A young virulent male that's got swagger 2) A horny male on the sexual prowl
Frankie : Look at Vinnie, he gets mad chicks. Joey: Yeah, all the girls say he is a swinging cock !
Swinging Cock by LC kitty January 22, 2014

Swinging Cock Brigade 

(noun) Results when the senior leadership at your company is comprised almost exclusively of white men, ie. a good ol'boys club.
The Swinging Cock Brigade is at an offsite golfing excursion today.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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