cockswinger

A completely annoying and/or useless person. Also has the form 'cockswinging' when preceding another adjective.

"Dave is a complete cockswinger."
"You just spilt my pint you cockswinging cunt."

by The ghost of Lawrie Sanchez December 29, 2005

Cockwinder

Someone who has surpassed the asshole status, but just shy of a mother fucker.

"Can you believe what that Cockwinder just said?"

by Prezz6664 July 7, 2012

Cockswindler

An individual who gains cock through the art of deception.

Kyle is such a cockswindler! He can be so rude!

by Riskbreaker2987 June 12, 2007

cockswiller

One who swills cock. Best used when describing someone who is displaying traits of a "cocksucker", with a bit more zest. Can also be used to describe a female (or male if your into that kind of thing) who goes above and beyond the norm when giving head. You know, the kind of girl that not only takes the whole shaft, but manages to stuff your scrotum into her mouth as well.

"Not only did he pinch a gram out the nickel bag I had him get for me, he had the nerve to ask me to smoke him up too. And he tried to keep my change by telling me he already gave it to me. That cockswiller is going to get his cranium cracked"
"I couldn't believe it, this girl is a total bookworm, 4.0 student, quiet as a mouse, active participant in church... just when im thinking she could get any more boring, she takes my cock out and just starts inhaling it, balls deep, gagging and everything. She was a true cockswiller to the extreme"

by look jerky, i don't need to talk to you January 30, 2007

cockshiner

One who shines the cock. Engages in cock shining frequently.


(Note: Jan 16th is National Cockshiner Day)

I've seen cockshiners, swear to god-cockshiners, who are more talented than you

by davey March 17, 2004

cockshiner

Often seen in olden times, a small boy would sit in the street with his shine box, yelling "Good day ta ya, guv. Shine ya cock? Only two bob!"

"Look over there, Phillip, its that little street scamp Billy. He sure gives a good cock-shine, I tell you."

by Prof.turtle September 4, 2005

cocklinger

one who lets their cock dangle freely in public, or in the company of others.

That guy is a complete cocklinger!

by the kps October 19, 2008