cock swagger 

the motion of erect or semi erect penis when it swings from side to side when you walk around naked. like when you're having sex all around the house and you need to take the act into the kitchen for whatever reason, as you walk over, the penis in its erect form will swing or swagger from side to side. try it next time!

guy 1: yesterday me and my girl stayed in and fucked all day long. we did it everywhere around the house. she wanted to get fucked on the kitchen counter so as we walked over to the kitchen, i got the cock swagger going on. it turned her on so much that she got on her knees halfway through and started sucking off until i busted in her mouth

guy 2: holy shit dude.. thanks for a graphic representation.

guy 1: hey, thats why we're friends, right?

cock swagger by yourmomsboyfriend March 9, 2010

Cock Swaggler 

1. A man who enjoys, or is forced to endure, having one or more dicks shoved down his throat causing him to choke on the dick(s) and/or gargle on a mixture of cum and his own spit.

2. A man who gives particularly loud blow jobs and would rather that his partner cum in his throat as opposed to his mouth. Sounds could include choking, gargling, moaning, suction noises, and slurping.

I heard Rick sucks copious amounts of dick, what a cock swaggler!

Cock Swaggler by riknasty January 20, 2014

Shaggers Cock 

The implement/instrument used by someone holding the official capacity of a 'shagger'

Enjoys the company of many woman, often taking part in alot of buggering and nighttime shananigans

'He wasn't feeling to good so he went to get a check up..

..he's only ended up with shaggers cock'

Shaggers Cock by The angry badger October 28, 2019

cockswaggler 

one who swaggles cock. (to gargle penis, or choke on dick)

Dammit eminem, stop being such a damn cock swaggler

cockswaggler by the man March 12, 2003

cockstaggeringly 

'A truly dreadful word which whilst trying to portray something as amazing infact conveys the exact opposite message'

We are collectively geeked out of our frickin’ gourds to announce that New Exciting Brewery will be launching our cockstaggeringly gorgeous cans throughout exciting West coast city on anytime soon.

cockstaggeringly by Mr Hefty October 1, 2013

cockswagger 

to think that your shlong is the biggest on earth, instead looks like a tater tot.

dude, your cockswagger pisses me off, you got a baby dick, not a daddy dick.

cockswagger by fookbunny December 7, 2011