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three sided cock duster 

handle bar moustache used to carefully dust the top and sides of a convenient cock
Man, that guy from supersize me has a huge three sided cock duster

Side cock 

A male version of a side chick
Sarah: I have another man even though i have a boyfriend. So there is my boyfriend and a side cock!
Side cock by DDS95 July 18, 2018

side cock 

when your boxers cause you dick and balls to turn to the left or right due to the boxers turning to the left or right.
often leaving an uncomfortable feeling and usually must be fixed immediately.
joey- aww shit man my underwear is causing to have major side cock!
Adam- dude that sucks fix that side cock quick!
side cock by EdgelessFire March 28, 2011

sideburn cock 

The 1970's pornos had sideburns on their cocks cos it was so old and pathetic.

Or a common insult.
Holy shit craig, that porno is so old the dude has a sideburn cock

dan: dude, shawn can be such a sideburn cock
craig: yeah i agree lawl!
sideburn cock by DDPRO April 4, 2006

cocksided 

adj.- uneven, crooked, or otherwise gimpy
His sunglasses were cocksided on his face, because his ears were uneven.

Since the carpenter didn't use a level, the shelves ended up cocksided.
cocksided by Aliy May 15, 2006

cockslider 

A male (usually a fuckboy) who is willing to place their dick in anything with a hole.
"Ya bro, I totally banged 3 girls last night. It was awesome." "Don't be such a cockslider homie!"
cockslider by Freshest slays June 20, 2016
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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