Beneficiary's definitions

breakfast swamp

The soggy state a female finds herself in at breakfast if she hasn't washed since sex the night before. This state continues indefinately (perhaps far beyond breakfast), until a clean-up is possible.

I can't meet meet your mates while I'm in this breakfast swamp; let me shower first.

by Beneficiary October 3, 2007

Jizz Jinx

The odour of previous sexual activity which stops any immediate repeat / alternative partner.

Jake would've been mine if I hadn't been jizz jinxed by Pete earlier.

by Beneficiary October 3, 2007

Priction

Friction caused by a prick against your intimate body parts

"More priction; harder, harder".

by Beneficiary October 7, 2007

cock slide

As Cameltoe Slide, when a women sits astride a man and uses his cock to slide deep between her lips, stimulating her clitoris.

"Last night my cock slide on Rob made me beg for more"

by Beneficiary August 15, 2007