cock nozzler

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A cocknozzler is when a man takes a cock up the nostril or in the ear and then proceeds to rub the penis until it is red raw and ejaculates its bloody cum into the brain then they proceed to exchange their pubic hair with each other by bitting each individual hair off like a dog. After that the cock nozzler begins to suck the hair of his partners (Male or female) hairy anal beads as they moan a conservation to someone. Near the end the cock nozzler writes down in his journal anout ehat he accomplished,in that time then returns to his day.

Pokemon Master 1: Whos the new kid in the tournament coming up soon?
Polemon Master 2:That kid only has two pokemons, what a cock nozzler.

cock nozzler by EarFucker69 December 9, 2014

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Cock nozzle

aka head of penis or the one eyed bandit

hey COCK Nozzle move your ass out of the road. My COCK NOZZLE can do better work his eye shut then these losers.

Cock nozzle by wtbydirtyboy83 June 15, 2009

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Cock nozzle

A derogatory term to describe a self centered dumb person of the male gender

Damn man your friend's being a real cock nozzle bro

Cock nozzle by Mtg187 March 10, 2017

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cocknozzle

(1) The useless bit of skin thrown away during circumcision.

(2) Anybody that is equally as useful as (1)

He's just a total cocknozzle.

cocknozzle by Schmuck July 7, 2003

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Cocknozzle

Similar to a Tool or Douchebag. Somebody who acts in a less than acceptable manner, and dresses the part.

Guy 1:

Dude, this guy came out of the grocery store wearing sweat pants and a fanny pak yelling on his cell phone about how he stole cigarettes from his mom.

Guy 2:
What a fucking Cocknozzle!

Cocknozzle by akendall July 8, 2009

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Cocknozzle

Someone who has falsely accused you or is being VEEERRY fucking annoying.

How could I have drank the last coke if I wasn’t even home you cocknozzle?!

Cocknozzle by Lilmaximus57 August 12, 2020

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Cocknozzle

an insult, normally aimed at bitch ass niggas.

Marcos: bro delete this

Cleveland: shut up cocknozzle

Cocknozzle by Cleveland! January 14, 2019

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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