cock nozzler

A cocknozzler is when a man takes a cock up the nostril or in the ear and then proceeds to rub the penis until it is red raw and ejaculates its bloody cum into the brain then they proceed to exchange their pubic hair with each other by bitting each individual hair off like a dog. After that the cock nozzler begins to suck the hair of his partners (Male or female) hairy anal beads as they moan a conservation to someone. Near the end the cock nozzler writes down in his journal anout ehat he accomplished,in that time then returns to his day.

Pokemon Master 1: Whos the new kid in the tournament coming up soon?
Polemon Master 2:That kid only has two pokemons, what a cock nozzler.

by EarFucker69 December 9, 2014

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aka head of penis or the one eyed bandit

hey COCK Nozzle move your ass out of the road. My COCK NOZZLE can do better work his eye shut then these losers.

by wtbydirtyboy83 June 15, 2009

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A derogatory term to describe a self centered dumb person of the male gender

Damn man your friend's being a real cock nozzle bro

by Mtg187 March 10, 2017

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(1) The useless bit of skin thrown away during circumcision.

(2) Anybody that is equally as useful as (1)

He's just a total cocknozzle.

by Schmuck July 7, 2003

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Similar to a Tool or Douchebag. Somebody who acts in a less than acceptable manner, and dresses the part.

Guy 1:

Dude, this guy came out of the grocery store wearing sweat pants and a fanny pak yelling on his cell phone about how he stole cigarettes from his mom.

Guy 2:
What a fucking Cocknozzle!

by akendall July 8, 2009

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