Mtg187's definitions

Fiery trumpet

After a night of spicy indian food with your female date, while getting head while she is on all fours you wrap your arms around her stomach performing somewhat of a heimlich maneuver spraying spicy fecal matter about the room.

"Had a fun date bro gave Samanta the old fiery trumpet"

by Mtg187 September 19, 2017

Blarg

When you feel like blah and are slightly irritated about It

Today was a rough day, blarg!

by Mtg187 May 8, 2022

Shapeshifter

A crafty or shifty person, someone who you do not trust.

I dont like the way he moves hes a damn shapeshifter

by Mtg187 January 26, 2020

Cunt biscuit

A derogatory term for a abrasive and rude person of the female gender

"God what is Sarah's deal she always acts like a complete cunt biscuit when she comes over"

by Mtg187 August 25, 2017

Ego miner

A person that lacks self confidence and constantly mines the conversation for compliments.

Steve is such a ego miner, he must be really insecure about himself.

by Mtg187 March 20, 2017

Unicorn ninja

A female with the characteristics of a mythical unicorn meaning very rare of a find. And that of a ninja in the fact that if your not careful she will sneak up on you and get you to fall in love with her

Damn jewels is a unicorn ninja I fell in love with her hands down.

by Mtg187 July 9, 2022

The Pennsylvania pork chop

So when your taking a shit and you jerk someone else off

Wow that chick was into some weird stuff she gave me the Pennsylvania pork chop

by Mtg187 March 19, 2020