Mtg187's definitions

Fiery trumpet

After a night of spicy indian food with your female date, while getting head while she is on all fours you wrap your arms around her stomach performing somewhat of a heimlich maneuver spraying spicy fecal matter about the room.

"Had a fun date bro gave Samanta the old fiery trumpet"

by Mtg187 September 19, 2017

Vag puppet

A loose woman who has banged all your friends.

Man sarah is a total vag puppet

by Mtg187 February 15, 2020

Blarg

When you feel like blah and are slightly irritated about It

Today was a rough day, blarg!

by Mtg187 May 8, 2022

Cunt bucket

A cunt in a moist bucket, a term to describe someone being a distasteful abrasive bitchy moron

Damn why does she hangout with that chick, she's a real cunt bucket!

by Mtg187 April 1, 2017

Moist

A paradoxical word meaning someone or something really awesome, or someone or something foul, funky and disgusting.

1.Dude she need to stay away from that guy hes hella moist!
2. You try that awesome salsa that shit is wicked moist!

by Mtg187 March 14, 2017

Sluke

1. A smooth operating sly person
2. A pointed shoe wearing janky person that's not to be trusted and is depised

That sluke got me good wont fall for that again.

by Mtg187 February 15, 2020

Smexy

Someone who is very attractive

Did you see that guy he was so smexy

by Mtg187 February 28, 2020