cock meister

A prick, cock or all round tosser who's legendary ability to be awkward, difficult and obnoxious have gone way beyond the average cock to become a cock meister - king of twats, master of cocks and all round uncle munty!

Martin ass-kissed his way to management and then expected everyone else to pucker up for him, like the cock meister he is.

by DudeScouseMonkey March 6, 2008

cockmeister

To put simply, a master of cock.

Damn he actually won the cockfight. What a cockmeister.

by Bagus Killer August 15, 2007

cockmeiser

One who hoards the cock, considering it to be a special prize and something worth savoring. When referring to a male, usually alludes to homosexual tendencies, but can also mean a man who collects penis memorabelia. When referring to a female, usually refers to one who is able to handle multiple johnsons at one time, and is efficiently skilled at managing them all.

"What, you mean we are supposed to collect dildos and draw penises all over the house?" "Yep, we're training to be true cockmeisers."

"Did you hear about that chick last night sucking two dicks while taking double penetration from the ass while jerking off two black dudes?" "Ha, sounds like my ex-girlfriend! what a real cockmeiser!"

by Sigma Nu October 27, 2007

cuckmeister

Meister of the cucks, what did you think?

"Hey, have you seen John?"
"Yeah, the cuckmeister went to his girlfriend"

by Kaekle May 13, 2017

Cockmeister

A person who is the master of the male genitalia, usually used as a slur in the European community.

My oh my! Did you hear? Joeseph is a Cockmeister!

by anonymous December 15, 2020

cockmeister

People that fail the fathom the lack of their own intellectual failings. Living with the disilution that they are actually quite bright, yet are in fact a fuckwhit.

you cockmeister

by \'if you can\'t pronouse this then you are a f July 31, 2003

cockmeister

People that fail the fathom the lack of their own intellectual failings. Living with the disilution that they are actually quite bright, yet are in fact a fuckwhit.

'ah you wotk for the police, you cockmeister,'

by 'if you can't pronouse this then you are a fucki July 31, 2003