DudeScouseMonkey's definitions

cock meister

A prick, cock or all round tosser who's legendary ability to be awkward, difficult and obnoxious have gone way beyond the average cock to become a cock meister - king of twats, master of cocks and all round uncle munty!

Martin ass-kissed his way to management and then expected everyone else to pucker up for him, like the cock meister he is.

by DudeScouseMonkey March 6, 2008

uncle munty

somebody who is unbelievably unpleasant and stupid, but believes they always know best!

Jeremy : Brian just told me it's £30!
Kyle : But his XBox is brand new!!
Jeremy : I know!
Kyle : What an Uncle Munty!

by DudeScouseMonkey March 4, 2008