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Cock Check Control 

When you go to talk to a sexy girl but first you gotta check and control your fully erected penis.
I saw Natalie in school and I went to say hi but first had to pull a Cock Check Control procedure
Cock Check Control by Gimaf November 23, 2012

Cock Check 

A mandatory inspection of a man’s genitals typically preformed by another man.
Hey man, I think it’s time for a cock check. Your overdue.
Cock Check by Dsiggy19 February 9, 2022

Sandy Cheeks Cock Vore

A pornographic image commissioned by Reddit user u/maverickaventura which depicts a gigantic futanari version of sandy cheeks sucking up a taxi with her cock.
Random Omegle Goer: m23
Me: sandy cheeks cock vore
ROG: tf???

cock between cheeks 

cock between cheeks by hehe July 3, 2003

Tahmeed = cheeky cock gobbler 

A man who gobbles cock quicker than usan bolt can run
Mate that guy is deffo tahmeed = cheeky cock gobbler

Cockcheese

How does one explain cockcheese? Imagine twenty men, standing shoulder-to-shoulder in a group circle. Then, all of them whip out their dicks and masturbate for three consecutive hours. The juices all land in the middle of the circle, mixing into a puddle and eventually a giant mountain of cum. After the event is over, the residue is left on the floor for a few days. And, well, you know how milk becomes like cottage cheese if you leave it out in the open for a few days? Apply the same process, and will form a similar product with the same textures and a very delicious taste. There you have it, Cockcheese.
Afterwards, Cockcheese is often scooped and placed in separate containers, ready to be sold in stores. While most enjoy this most luxurious product plain, it often comes in different variations for the more adventurous types. There is, for example, Swiss Cockcheese in which the participating males stick their dicks in the material after the cottage cheese effect, thus forming holes for a more exotic design. Or for you activist mothers out there who don't want to consume a product with the harmful effects of pesticides from participating males, we have Organic Cockcheese for an extra $1.99.
Cockcheese by Dorr200789 December 28, 2009