A pose frequently displayed by sports fans after their team has made a disasterous play, or the other team has made an extraordinary play. The Surrender Cobra is sported by placing one's hands on his or her head with elbows splayed to the sides.
When an Auburn player returned Alabama's missed field goal for a game-winning touchdown, Alabama fans around the world displayed the Surrender Cobra
An alternative name for a Canada Goose coined by a Mexican labourer in 2018. The name is meant to capture the ferocious nature and frequent hissing observed among Canada Geese.
If you're trying to cut through the field by the pond, look out for attacking cobra chickens.
The act of attending a seedybar north of downtown San Antonio at odd hours generally not associated with human liquor consumption (i.e. 8am). Cobalting is closely aligned with thots and the acts of doing hoodrat things.
The Cobrashark is eclectic and thrives on being self- sufficient in all things aesthetically pleasing. Often masked without explanation, this individuals interests include sharks, the lost art of chivalry, and aerodynamics in facial hair. Cobrasharks are consistently elusive and often become an object of affection to those who enjoy a good balance of honey and venom. The enigmatic mystery that is the Cobrashark is endangered, but lives in the moment, relying on shark-a-tactics to preserve its own position in society.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.