Cobained

Being such a shitbag faggot that you decide to take a triple dose of Heroine and blast yourself in the face with a shotgun.

That one shitty lyricist from the band Nirvana who can't play the guitar cobained himself.

by DirtyWord December 28, 2007

Cobained

Killed by your wife or girl friend

I slept with Megans mom last night, i hope i dont get Cobained when she finds out.

by SMUD October 2, 2006

Cobained

The point one arrives at after overdosing on THC; where you literally cannot function to the point where you might as well take a shotgun blast to the face.

"Holy fuck, Chris is Cobained."
"Oh man, I'm Cobained."
"Hasak just hit the ground, I think he's Cobained."

by Chris March 5, 2004

Cobained

An abnormally large amount of male semen released from the penis that builds up over a period of time with no masturbation, sexual acts, or any activity involving semen release.

"Dude, I hadn't jerked it in a week and a few days ago Mary was blowin' my dolphin and I totally cobained it right in her throat!"

by mumanderso April 3, 2009

Cobained

The feeling of such bordom at work that one ponders suicide. Generally happens after 8 empty hours of staring at a computer.

I was so cobained at work yesterday that I tried to kill myself drinking, but it didn't work.

by Misanthropic2DaMax May 9, 2012

Cobainism

The worship of God, which is Kurt Cobain

The holy Gospel of Teen Spirit read by followers of Cobainism was written by God, Kurt cobain.

by migueltherocker June 30, 2008

Cobain

1) Popular musician. Vocals and guitar for the band Nirvana. Died at the age of 27 due to a shotgun blast to the head.
2) Seat in the car that is behind shotgun. Since Cobain was beind a shotgun when he died, it got this name.

1) I wish Cobain wouldnt have killed himself.
2) Person 1: SHOTGUN!
Person 2: Aww shit, oh well. COBAIN!

by Ka October 15, 2004