Cobrashark

The Cobrashark is eclectic and thrives on being self- sufficient in all things aesthetically pleasing. Often masked without explanation, this individuals interests include sharks, the lost art of chivalry, and aerodynamics in facial hair. Cobrasharks are consistently elusive and often become an object of affection to those who enjoy a good balance of honey and venom. The enigmatic mystery that is the Cobrashark is endangered, but lives in the moment, relying on shark-a-tactics to preserve its own position in society.

"I'm leaving you, for Cobrashark."

by Cobrashark February 3, 2010

cobrasnake

seemingly well-connected hipster photographer who posts his digital images on a website.

"what ever happend to james iha?"
"Oh, i saw him on thecobrasnake.com"

by bebebebe February 20, 2005

Cornshark

Popular phenomenon of an Asian female obsessed with obtaining only an Anglo-White male boyfriend as arm candy. Or Corn Fed (All American White Male). This is usually done without any regard to culture lines or racial differences. The term is in reference to the FEMALE in all situations and contexts. Cuz hey, a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do. Regardless of HER race.

Orange County California and San Diego California are prime Cornshark habitats and breeding grounds.

"Yooo how was the club lastnite? Wack dogg nothing but cornsharks."

by Grittz and Vitz November 5, 2007

cobrasnake

noun (perjorative): vain, vacant Angelino pretender/barfly, of the type documented at cobrasnake.com.

Josie: What'd you do last night?
Joe: I went to see Orthrelm at the smell, but left early because it was overrun with cobrasnake cokewhores talking on their cell phones.
Josie: Sounds like Spaceland! I didn't go once I saw that the show was being publicized by LA Weekly, KCRW, Flavorpill and Pitchfork.
Joe: I'm never leaving my apartment again.

by bridgehummer July 28, 2008