Cobrashark 

The Cobrashark is eclectic and thrives on being self- sufficient in all things aesthetically pleasing. Often masked without explanation, this individuals interests include sharks, the lost art of chivalry, and aerodynamics in facial hair. Cobrasharks are consistently elusive and often become an object of affection to those who enjoy a good balance of honey and venom. The enigmatic mystery that is the Cobrashark is endangered, but lives in the moment, relying on shark-a-tactics to preserve its own position in society.

"I'm leaving you, for Cobrashark."

Cobrashark by Cobrashark February 3, 2010

cobrasnake 

seemingly well-connected hipster photographer who posts his digital images on a website.

"what ever happend to james iha?"
"Oh, i saw him on thecobrasnake.com"

cobrasnake by bebebebe February 20, 2005

Cornshark 

Popular phenomenon of an Asian female obsessed with obtaining only an Anglo-White male boyfriend as arm candy. Or Corn Fed (All American White Male). This is usually done without any regard to culture lines or racial differences. The term is in reference to the FEMALE in all situations and contexts. Cuz hey, a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do. Regardless of HER race.

Orange County California and San Diego California are prime Cornshark habitats and breeding grounds.

"Yooo how was the club lastnite? Wack dogg nothing but cornsharks."

Cornshark by Grittz and Vitz November 5, 2007

cobrasnake 

noun (perjorative): vain, vacant Angelino pretender/barfly, of the type documented at cobrasnake.com.

Josie: What'd you do last night?
Joe: I went to see Orthrelm at the smell, but left early because it was overrun with cobrasnake cokewhores talking on their cell phones.
Josie: Sounds like Spaceland! I didn't go once I saw that the show was being publicized by LA Weekly, KCRW, Flavorpill and Pitchfork.
Joe: I'm never leaving my apartment again.

cobrasnake by bridgehummer July 28, 2008

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019